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Jesus
is my best friend -Jude
The
2nd Coming Every
Eye
The
U
in
JesUs
Before
U
were thought of or time had begun,
God even stuck
U
in the name of His Son.
And each time
U
pray, you'll see it's true
You can't spell out JesUs
and not include U.
You're a pretty big part of His wonderful
name,
For
U,
He was born; that's why He came.
And His great love for U
is the reason He died.
It even takes U
to spell crUcified.
Isn't it thrilling and splendidly grand
He rose from the dead, with U
in His plan?
The stones split away, the gold trUmpet
blew,
and this word resU
rrection
is spelled with a U.
When
JesUs
left earth at His upward
ascension,
He felt there was one thing He just had to mention.
"Go into the world and tell them it's true
That I love them all - Just like I love U."
So many great people are spelled with a U,
Don't they have a right to know JesUs
too?
It all
depends now on what U
will do,
He'd like them to know,
But it all starts with U,
 
The
Resume of Jesus Christ
Address:
Ephesians 1:20
Phone:
Romans 10:13
Website:
The Bible. Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior and Jesus
Hello.
My name is Jesus -The Christ.
Many call me Lord! I've sent you my resume because I'm seeking the
top management position in your heart. Please consider my
accomplishments as set forth in my resume.
Qualifications
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I
founded the earth and established the heavens, (See Proverbs 3:19)
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I
formed man from the dust of the ground, (See Genesis 2:7)
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I
breathed into man the breath of life, (See Genesis 2:7)
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I
redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See Galatians 3:13)
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The
blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through me, (See
Galatians 3:14)
Occupational
Background
-
I've
only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49).
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I've
never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful.
-
My
employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (See Matthew 3:15-17)
Skills
Work Experiences
-
Some
of my skills and work experiences include: empowering the poor to be poor
no more, healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives free, healing the
sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty them that are
bruised, (See Luke 4:18).
-
I
am a Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6). People who listen to me shall
dwell safely and shall not fear evil, (See Proverbs 1:33).
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Most
importantly, I have the authority, ability and power to cleanse you of
your sins, (See I John 1:7-9)
Educational
Background
-
I
encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and
understanding, (See Proverbs 2:6).
-
In
me are hid all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge, (See Colossians
2:3).
-
My
Word is so powerful; it has been described as being a lamp unto your feet
and a lamp unto your path, (See Psalms 119:105).
-
I
can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart, (See Psalms 44:21).
Major
Accomplishments
-
I
was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all times,
(See Genesis 1:26).
-
I
laid down my life so that you may live, (See II Corinthians 5:15).
-
I
defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and made a show of them openly,
(See Colossians 2:15).
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I've
miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead!
-
There
are many more major accomplishments, too many to mention here. You can
read them on my website, which is located at: www dot - the BIBLE. You
don't need an Internet connection or computer to access my website.
References
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Believers
and followers worldwide will testify to my divine healings, salvation,
deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance
In
Summation
Now
that you've read my resume, I'm confident that I'm the only candidate uniquely
qualified to fill this vital position in your heart. In summation, I will
properly direct your paths, (See Proverbs 3:5-6), and lead you into
everlasting life, (See John 6:47). When can I start? Time is of the essence,
(See Hebrews 3:15).
Send
this resume to everyone you know, you never know who may have an opening!
Thanks for your help and may God bless you!
If
Jesus Had An Obituary
Jesus
Christ, 33, of Nazareth, died Friday on Mount Calvary,
also
known as Golgotha, the place of the skull. Betrayed by
the
apostle Judas, Jesus was crucified by the Romans, by order
of
the Ruler Pontius Pilate. The causes of death were
crucifixion,
extreme exhaustion, severe torture, and loss of blood.
Jesus
Christ, a descendant of Abraham, was a member of the
house
of David. He was the Son of the late Joseph, a carpenter of
Nazareth, and Mary, His devoted Mother. Jesus was born in
a stable in the city of Bethlehem, Judea. He is survived by His m
other
Mary, His faithful Apostles, numerous disciples,
and
many other followers.
Jesus
was self educated and spent most of
his adult life working
as a Carpenter and a Teacher. Jesus also occasionally worked
as a Medical Doctor and it is reported that he healed many
patients. Up until the time of His death, Jesus was teaching
and sharing the Good News, healing the sick, touching
the lonely, feeding the hungry, and helping the poor.
Jesus
was most noted for telling parables about His Fathers Kingdom
and performing miracles, such as feeding over 5,000 people
with only five loaves of bread and two fish, and
healing
a man who was born blind. On the day before His death,
He held a Last Supper celebrating the Passover Feast,
at
which He foretold His death.
The
body was quickly buried in a stone grave, which was donated
by Joseph of Arimathea, a loyal friend of the family.
By
order of Pontius Pilate, a boulder was rolled in
front
of the tomb. Roman soldiers were put on guard.
In
lieu of flowers, the family has requested that everyone try
to live as Jesus did. Donations may be sent to anyone in need.
Author
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